Born and raised in the wilderness of London, Ontario.
My greatest accomplishments include rapping both verses of “One Week” and surviving Y2K.
My favourite bands are Barenaked Ladies, Matchbox Twenty, Sugar Ray, and Fleetwood Mac.
I once performed the heimlich maneuver with a chair to save my own life.
I briefly lived in Ottawa but was exiled after an attempt to procure a lock of Justin Trudeau’s hair for further analysis.
I am not a scientist.
I am also not a doctor.
Celery is the devil’s lettuce.